Well, there’s not much to say about me, really. I’m just an old-fashioned Southern boy from New Orleans, raised to respect his elders and open doors for ladies. How I got to where I am today, I have no fucking idea. I was also taught not to curse, and to apologize if you do. I’m sorry for the cussin'. You kids don't use me as an example.

I like to think of this website as an all night diner, or an after hours café, except without the food or the drinks. I’m here 24 hours a day, waiting for you to drop by and say “howdy,” or hang out and listen to some music or watch some video clips. Or dance. We’ve just installed a huge dance floor, so please, take advantage of it.

And if nudity offends you, I’d advise you to go somewhere else. I mean, we don’t have any actual nudity here, but I just don’t appreciate that uptight attitude.

Anyway, feel free to come on in and make yourself comfortable, but please, no rough-housing. And check out the "Latest News" page to ensure that you're up to date, because if you're not up to date you're... you know, un-up to date.

Thanks for stopping by,
Vance